Product Details

Use our Clipboard Calendar Cards - Snarky with our Mini Tear-off Calendars or Mini Desk Calendars (sold separately) to create panels that bring a smile all year long! The set includes 12 individual cards printed on heavyweight white cardstock, each measuring 3 1/2" x 2 3/8". Along with images of our favorite Grumplings, the cards feature the following sentiments (which can be used with any month):

Nope. Not today.
I am beauty. I am grace. I will stab you in the face.
I'm not angry. I'm happiness challenged.
You look happy. Stop it.
People who tolerate me on a daily basis... they're the real heroes.
The path to inner peace begins with three words. Not my problem.
I'm not an early bird or a night owl. I'm some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Shhh... I'm hiding from stupid people.
I will rise, but I won't shine.
It's fine. Everything is fine.
Like a good neighbor stay over there.
Today is not the day. And I am not the one.

Coordinates with our Walnut Wood Clipboard Stand (sold separately).

Reviews

16 Reviews

How Fun!
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Posted by Jen on Sep 26th 2022

I love the calendar images. Silly fun. I think they would even work on my cards too!
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Posted by Patricia C Howard on Sep 2nd 2022

Great quips to place in cards to friends with the same quirky sense of humor!
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Posted by Patricia B. Norris on Apr 22nd 2022

This is the 2nd time I've purchased these cards, which make perfect add-in's to cards I'm sending.
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Posted by Helen Fisher on Jan 13th 2022

Paired with the mini tear off calendars to make unique desk calendars. Perfect!
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Posted by Darlene Renshaw on Nov 21st 2021

I bought a total of 4 one for myself and the other for gifts and the sayings and critters are so cute and comical.